realest shit i’ve read in a while
Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
Glimpse of dada
LOL just saw this so I will reblog. <3
When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule
“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”
yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,
“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”